Friday, May 19, 2006

Happy 30th Birthday, KG!

"Da Kid"

"Da Man"

Wondering what to get Kevin Garnett on his 30th birthday? Below is a list of gift suggestions so you don't disappoint the multi-millionaire on such a significant day as this:
- A dance from Mark Madsen
- Hire someone at Gatorade to make non-creepy commercials for him
- A cameo in "Who Shot Mamba?"
- A Boof Bonser Twins t-shirt
- A new name for the Target Center
- The Answer for some of the team's problems
- A bird flu vaccination
- Something nice to put on his mantel