Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Twolves Respond To Kobe/Shaq Reconciliation

The Association has posted the reactions of various sports figures and others to the sweet reunion between Kobe and Shaq. Below are a few:

Kevin Garnett - "Those mutherfuckers needed to get their mutherfucker-asses along, mutherfucker. They won too many of those mutherfucker-ass titles to hate each mutherfucker other. You know what I'm sayin' mutherfucker?"

Mark Madsen - "Yo me gusto Kobe y Shaq pero no necesito a Coca Cola con caffeine."

Dirk Nowitzki - Gong Show!!!

Tony Longoria - "Zee fat one make nice wis zee snake guy? I still take hot TV girl from you stupid Americans!"

Eva Longoria - (thinking, "Look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me") "I love the NBA, especially all the touchdowns!!!"